my hand slipped
does anyone have any (good) url to offer me?
i want to leave all that pizza thing behind from now on
IM REALLY SORRY………………
one time when i was 12 i got marvel ultimate alliance for the ps2 and i was so into it that i played for 18 hours and when i had to pee i just peed myself on the seat because i didnt wanna get up and stop playing and my dad yelled at me and the chair was all pissed on anyway whens your next ku klux klan meeting
thats so not funny
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
Father + Son Parallels
↳ Sam Winchester | Simba
i am taKING YOU TO COURT FOR THIS
SCREEN JUNKIES DID AN HONEST TRAILER FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THEY COULDN’T EVEN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT SO THEY JUST TALKED ABOUT WHAT A GOOD FILM IT WAS
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
'useless fucking paperclips'
I think I found my new bff.
"you idiotic crusty nipple."
"idiotic crusty nipple"
Protester in ATL for #MikeBrown #Ferguson